There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. – Chris Rock
Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock