There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that Im like an ambulance chaser. Ive got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. – Chris Rock
I wake up every morning happy for where I am in life. Its not all about the cooking, but the fact that I can contribute by using my influence to help people all over the country. In the last two years, my partners and I have fed more than 10 million hungry people by bringing meat to food banks. – Paula Deen