There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Movies have takes. But plays are like life – you dont really get takes. – Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Movies have takes. But plays are like life – you dont really get takes. – Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock