There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that Im like an ambulance chaser. Ive got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. – Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that Im like an ambulance chaser. Ive got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. – Chris Rock
Ive seen women who dont have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. – Chris Rock
Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock