Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. – Chris Rock
The best General Rule for Diet that I can write, is to Eat and Drink only of such Foods—at such times,—and in such quantities—as Experience has convinced you, agree with your Constitution—and absolutely to avoid all other. – William Kitchiner (1775–1827), “Art of Invigorating Life,” The Art of Invi