Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock
Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock
Ive seen women who dont have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. – Chris Rock
There was a perception of me, and I earned it because I was really intense, really gruff. I treated certain people poorly at times. It was because of who I was. It was almost my strength. I came in all business. I tried to find ways to fit in with that demeanor, but its not easy. – Kirk Gibson