You dont pay taxes – they take taxes. – Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock

You dont pay taxes – they take taxes. – Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock
Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
We are all representatives of the American people. We all do town hall meetings. We all talk to our constituents. And Ive got to tell you, the American people are engaged. And if you think they want a government takeover of health care, I would respectfully submit youre not listening to them. – Paul Ryan