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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Grouc

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I cant give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. – Jordin Sparks

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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One mans folly is another mans wife. – Helen Rowland

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The audience only pays attention as long as you know where you are going. – Philip Crosby

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The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. – Aristotle

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Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. – Pope John XXIII

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President Obama is a principled man who has worked hard to put healthcare and a good education in the reach of millions of Americans and believes that everyone who works hard and plays by the rules, should have a fair shot at the American dream. – Cristina Saralegui

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