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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Grouc

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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Its funny, because 1600 Penn was the first time I really started to read the reviews, because I am an executive producer and I wanted to see what people were enjoying and not enjoying as a means to an end, right? – Josh Gad

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Its funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I cant remember the exact years, its funny isnt it? – Steve Hackett

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All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

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Anarchists are socialists because they want the improvement of society, and they are communists because they are convinced that such a transformation of society can only result from the establishment of a commonwealth of property. – Johann Most

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The secret of happiness is the determination to be happy always, rather than wait for outer circumstances to make one happy. – J. Donald Walters

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In my books and in romance as a genre, there is a positive, uplifting feeling that leaves the reader with a sense of encouragement and hope for a brighter future – or a brighter present. – Debbie Macomber

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Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state. – Samuel Davies

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