Quote by Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Grouc

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. – Leslie Fiedler

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When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, its just wonderful. – Francois Truffaut

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. – Nate Silver

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My parents were amazing people who had no business being together – and they knew it. – James Denton

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Leadership consists not in degrees of technique but in traits of character it requires moral rather than athletic or intellectual effort, and it imposes on both leader and follower alike the burdens of self-restraint. – Lewis H. Lapham

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Im trying to cut down a little on eating, on sodium, keep my blood pressure down, which is tough. Because I love food! I do, but its unfair how everything thats bad for you tastes so good, and all the good stuff, veggies and green things, doesnt match up. – Ice Cube

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Dreams are where we visit the many lands and landscapes of human possibility and discover the one where we feel at home. The great religious leaders were all dreamers. – Jonathan Sacks

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