Quote by Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Grouc

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Money
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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Art
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Its funny how intimate it feels to get a text. – Sophie Ellis Bextor

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

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I think Hollywood has a class system. The actors are like the inmates, but the truth is theyre running the asylum. – Robert De Niro

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