Im undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. – Hillary Clinton
A psychologist once told me that for a boy being in the middle of a conflict between two women is the worst possible situation. Theres always a desire to please each one. – Hillary Clinton
My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you cant, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it. – Hillary Clinton
There is a sense that things, if you keep positive and optimistic about what can be done, do work out. – Hillary Clinton
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell