She got her looks from her father. Hes a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

She got her looks from her father. Hes a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx
I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves — such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. – Albert Einstein, “What I Believe,” Forum and Century, 1930