Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. – Fran Lebowitz

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Art
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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funny

Its funny how you never think about the women youve had. Its always the ones who get away that you cant forget. – Chuck Palahniuk

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funny

I have funny bones. If theres ever any kind of tension, Ill always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. – Matt LeBlanc

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funny

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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funny

Random Quotes

Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage. – Regina Nadelson

Category:
Travel

Applause waits on success. – Benjamin Franklin

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Success

I dont set goals. Like, thats what I want to be doing however many years from now. I do what I love to do at the moment. If I wake up tomorrow and decide I want to dance, thats what Id do. Or design clothes. – Ayumi Hamasaki

Category:
design

Take care of the earth and she will take care of you. – Author Unknown

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Environment