Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Future
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Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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Hair
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Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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funny

Id like to do a film which is funny. – Clive Owen

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Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, Thats funny, then fall asleep. – Jimmy Fallon

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funny

I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where Im talking from my heart to these people. Because Ive been through everything theyve been through. – Richard Simmons

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funny

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