Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Future
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A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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Its interesting – I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny. – Chris Pratt

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funny

Im very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. – Rachel McAdams

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funny

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To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter. – Francoise Sagan

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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. – Maurice Chevalier

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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. – H. L. Mencken

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Excellent firms dont believe in excellence – only in constant improvement and constant change. – Tom Peters

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