Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. – Bertrand Russell

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A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner

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They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth. – Tina Yothers

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