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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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Football
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Clothing
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Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. – Tobias Wolff

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If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

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This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

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I love funny people, and when Im with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, Hey let me tell you a joke. – Paul Feig

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Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death. – Steven Patrick Morrissey

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You have to have enough respect for other human beings to leave their lives alone. If you admire that life, build it for yourself. Dont just try to come in and take somebody elses life. – Elizabeth Edwards

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Failures not a bad thing. It builds character. It makes you stronger. – Billy Dee Williams

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My mom was very strict when I was growing up. I could not talk to boys until I was 18. I had to study and work hard. – Coco Lee

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