Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
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