Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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Business
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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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Everyone comes up to me saying, Cooee, Julie! Hello! as if I know them. Of course I dont bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, Ooh, love, go easy. For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes. – Julie Walters

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funny

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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funny

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. – Moon Unit Zappa

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funny

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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funny

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Poetry is innocent, not wise. It does not learn from experience, because each poetic experience is unique. – Karl Shapiro

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Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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People of great position are servants times three, servants of their country, servants of fame, and servants of business. – Francis Bacon

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