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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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work
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Mitch Hedberg
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Hurried and worried until were buried, and theres no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. – George M. Cohan

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Its funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. Im not that. I dont want to be that. – Kellan Lutz

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Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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But one of the hardest things for me to do was to access anger. I could do it on stage. But when I did it on film it was hard for me. That probably has to do with the intimacy of film. And my own personal issues with expressing anger. So I had to learn how to do that. – Ellen Barkin

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