Mitch Hedberg's Quote - This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch He

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. – Moon Unit Zappa

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You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, its kind of a lifestyle and its easy to get caught up in it – you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyones doing a certain thing… Its tough. – Eminem

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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. – Rosie ODonnell

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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One of my favorite activities as a teen-ager was to watch television over the phone with my best friend. – Susan Orlean

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The terrible thing about terrorism is that ultimately it destroys those who practice it. Slowly but surely, as they try to extinguish life in others, the light within them dies. – Terry Waite

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There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself. – Andrew Carnegie

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And so, Reader, (for it is time to have done with guessing) would I bid you conquer in your warfare against your four great enemies, the world, the devil, the flesh, and above all, that obstinate and perverse self-will, unaided by which the other three would be comparatively powerless. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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