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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Time
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I dont think my judgment is that good. I dont know what is funny. – Jerry Stiller

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funny

And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. Its a funny little game to play and its a slippery slope. I always say to myself Im never going to give anything away because theres never any point or benefit for me. – Kristen Stewart

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funny

Its interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. Did your Bond do that? Yes mine did! So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. – Jane Seymour

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funny

Im a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. – LeBron James

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funny

Random Quotes

I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire if I can. – Michel de Montaigne, translated

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Integrity

Life can be challenging and sad… but music is the easy part. – St. Vincent

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sad

As Ive said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager. – Joe Bob Briggs

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teen

Librarians are almost always very helpful and often almost absurdly knowledgeable. Their skills are probably very underestimated and largely underemployed. – Charles Medawar

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Libraries