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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. – Larry Hagman

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I dont dismiss the music that I was involved with, I dont think it was a joke, I dont think it was funny or a phase, I dont think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I dont distance myself from any of it. – Ian MacKaye

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Its funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. Its like being backstage and hoping you dont trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. – Ashley Judd

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Comedy has to be done en clair. You cant blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. – James Thurber

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I can always see what Ive done wrong. Im always learning. Im the perennial student. – Pat Oliphant

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If a man examine carefully his thoughts he will be surprised to find how much he lives in the future. His well-being is always ahead. – Emerson, Journals, 1827

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