Mitch Hedberg's Quote - This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch He

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe

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Well love you just the way you are if youre perfect. – Alanis Morissette

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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. – Mark Ruffalo

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Its a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. – Zora Neale Hurston

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My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar. – Susan Orlean

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As long as you live, keep learning how to live. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. – Ralph Nader

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Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels. – Author Unknown

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