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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
Dreams
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I just couldnt go back to Suddenly Susan after David Stricklands suicide. I didnt see how we could make the show light and funny any more. – Judd Nelson

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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams

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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. Thats it. Thats the only requirement. – Olivia Munn

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