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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. – Jason Segel

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To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. – Seth Rogen

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