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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Its funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didnt plan out any huge career for myself. – Benicio Del Toro

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People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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