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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Time
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Mitch Hedberg
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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amazing
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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

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I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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I grew up in a funny way. – Gordon Ramsay

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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters

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How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names. – Alice Walker

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God didnt make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you. – Joel Osteen

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Its not cool to be an alcoholic. – Chester Bennington

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