Quote by Mitch Hedberg
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... its dirty. - Mitch He

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. – Doris Lessing

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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I think its actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. – Octavia Spencer

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Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

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This may sound funny, but as much as the Today show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. Id been happy there. I never went into the bosss office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show! – Jane Pauley

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Genius without education is like silver in the mine. – Benjamin Franklin

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It is for every normal human being to be an artist. It is his divine heritage, every child is an artist. Human society kills it in us before we reach maturity. – Dudley Crafts Watson, 1918

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