Oscar Levant's Quote - Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. –

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. -

Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant

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