Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant
Ive given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. – Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant
Ive given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. – Oscar Levant
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing. – Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant
Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley