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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Dave Barry
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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesnt. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare. – Jo Brand

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sad

I was sad that Corpse Bride was so short. I wouldve liked to have had her around for way longer. She doesnt actually have that many scenes. – Helena Bonham Carter

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sad

It can be really powerful to write something when youre sad. – Kathryn Stockett

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sad

The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, Ill kill myself. All we need is another liar… I think hed like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does. – Helen Thomas

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sad

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The courts are using the First Amendment to attack religion, when they should be using it to protect religion. – Ernest Istook

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Thats one of the benefits of working on big budget films. You work with people who have a lot of experience and you get to learn a lot. – Liev Schreiber

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I like marriage. The idea. – Toni Morrison

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The family — that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. – Dodie Smith

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