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Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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Other Quotes from
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Whats sad is that there is an addictive quality to that, to believing your own hype to allowing yourself to become validated by others and no longer by yourself. Thats the danger of celebrity. – Giovanni Ribisi

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The sad souls of those who lived without blame and without praise. – Dante Alighieri

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sad

And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all memory of its existence. – William Peter Blatty

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sad

Everybody has a right to like or dislike anything or anyone. From a flower to a flavor to a book or a composition but it is very sad that in our country we actually fight over such things in an unseemly manner. – Ravi Shankar

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sad

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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield

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War settles nothing. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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One killer exercise thats really great is pull-ups with your legs out level. Thats my favourite. Its such functional core strength, and thats why I can climb up trees and down vines. – Bear Grylls

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strength

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money. – Margaret Thatcher

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