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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Gorillas are in danger of being wiped out by the Ebola virus. I feel like we have limited time to get to know them and understand them and theyre going to disappear – thats terrifically sad. Wouldnt it be great if we could stop that? – Sara Gruen

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I mean, thats a sad day in America when youre recalled because you did what you said you were going to do, and the public voted you in to do that. – Russell Pearce

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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. Thats kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way. – Sammy Hagar

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The sad part about our past is that religions, ironically enough, are responsible for creating the most destructive idea that has ever been visited upon the human race: the idea that there is such a thing as better. – Neale Donald Walsch

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