Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the 70s for research. Theyre the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says theyve seen more than they could ever possibly tell you. – Kate Hudson

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Can I see anothers woe, and not be in sorrow too? Can I see anothers grief, and not seek for kind relief? – William Blake

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As a songwriter I hate this whole, If its a sad song, it has to sound like a sad song thing. And that goes all the way back to my days with the Format. Im an insane narcissist, so if I have to get something off my chest, Ill get something off my chest. – Nate Ruess

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The sad truth is that opportunity doesnt knock twice. – Gloria Estefan

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Medicines are not meat to live by. – German proverb

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When I die, I will not see myself die, for the first time. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics. – Hubert H. Humphrey

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I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor. – Dana Carvey

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