Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

Category:
Travel
Read Quote

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

Category:
Art
Read Quote

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

Category:
Beer
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
sad
category

A Church which has lost its memory is in a sad state of senility. – Henry Chadwick

Category:
sad

Its really sad that the kids today can only relate to Beethoven via a rock version of his music. – Walter Murphy

Category:
sad

One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness. – Jackie Kennedy

Category:
sad

There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. Im not in that state now and that makes me sad. – Jack Nicholson

Category:
sad

Random Quotes

I would say the hierarchy has made terrible errors in judgment and it has to seek forgiveness by its members. – William P. Leahy

Category:
Forgiveness

Im not one of those women who thinks beauty is a curse. – Diane Kruger

Category:
Beauty

As long as there are cold and nakedness in the land around you, so long can there be no question at all but that splendor of dress is a crime. – John Ruskin

Category:
Clothing

We call ourselves public servants but Ill tell you this: we as public servants must set an example for the rest of the nation. It is hypocritical for the public official to admonish and exhort the people to uphold the common good. – Barbara Jordan

Category:
good