Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
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I so desperately hate to end these movies that the first thing I do when Im done is write another one. Then I dont feel sad about having to leave and everybody going away. – John Hughes

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sad

It is sadder to find the past again and find it inadequate to the present than it is to have it elude you and remain forever a harmonious conception of memory. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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sad

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, I know youre there, pick up, pick up. – Craig Kilborn

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sad

I think a lot of people think that my parents deaths is why I write such sad songs, but thats not true. Those songs may just be the woman I am. – Shelby Lynne

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sad

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I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles. – Laurie Halse Anderson

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The history of man for the nine months preceding his birth would, probably, be far more interesting and contain events of greater moment than all the three score and ten years that follow it. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. – Samuel Johnson

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