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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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I have nothing against younger women and older men on screen. What is sad is that so many women over 40 who have so much to give arent being considered to play opposite men their own age or younger. – Rene Russo

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Save for thee and thy lessons, man in society would everywhere sink into a sad compound of the fiend and the wild beast and this fallen world would be as certainly a moral as a natural wilderness. – Hugh Miller

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Divorce was very sad, obviously, but now Ive gotten over it. – Natalie Imbruglia

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sad

If I dont make it, Ill be very sad that there are things I didnt do, but Im happy that Ive done what I have. – Stephen Jay Gould

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When youre taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love? – Marilyn Manson

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I dont believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume youve changed because now you have money. – Shaquille ONeal

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We grow in time to trust the future for our answers. – Ruth Benedict

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Boredom is… a vital problem for the moralist, since half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it. – Bertrand Russell

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