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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Argument & Debate
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Dave Barry
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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Humanity
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Dave Barry
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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They say geniuses mostly have great mothers. They mostly have sad fates. – David Herbert Lawrence

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It is sad to see a woman sacrificing the ties of the affections even to do good. – Maria Mitchell

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And in real life endings arent always neat, whether theyre happy endings, or whether theyre sad endings. – Stephen King

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Im a sucker for sad disco pop. – Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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The language of excitement is at best picturesque merely. You must be calm before you can utter oracles. – Henry David Thoreau

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If we got into a situation where people start burning our records, then bring it on. Thats the whole point. The gloaming has begun. Were in the darkness. This has happened before. Go read some history. – Thom Yorke

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Prayer is commission. Out of the quietness with God, power is generated that turns the spiritual machinery of the world. When you pray, you begin to feel the sense of being sent, that the divine compulsion is upon you. – E. Stanley Jones

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Boxing, for me, its the beginning of all sports. Im willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a fight, so I think thats something innate in all of us. – Omar Epps

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