Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Other Quotes from
sad
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Well in the end the world can crank itself up to sanctions, as it has with Zimbabwe, another sad case. – Helen Clark

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sad

One of the reasons I wanted to teach deaf children was because it made me very sad that they spoke so clumsily and that they moved with less grace that I knew was possible of deaf people. – Stephanie Beacham

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sad

Participate joyfully in the sorrows of the world. We cannot cure the world of sorrows, but we can choose to live in joy. – Joseph Campbell

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sad

Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. Youve got to be careful. – Rowan Atkinson

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sad

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A man should go on living — if only to satisfy his curiosity. – Yiddish Proverb

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Men of ill judgment ignore the good that lies within their hands, till they have lost it. – Sophocles

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good

Jehovah God is truly rich far beyond the imagination of humankind. – Joseph Franklin Rutherford

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Imagination

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston

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funny