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Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
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As virtuous men pass mildly away, and whisper to their souls to go, whilst some of their sad friends do say, the breath goes now, and some say no. – John Donne

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I was a very good girl for a long time, thats what really drew me to acting. The stage was the perfect place to be outrageous, to be sad, to be angry, to be all these different things. – Joan Allen

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sad

When I did the film Generations, in which the character died, I felt like a guest for the first time. That made me very sad. – William Shatner

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sad

They say its better to bury your sadness in a graveyard or garden that waits for the spring to wake from its sleep and burst into green. – Conor Oberst

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sad

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I do engineering, not religion. – Daniel J. Bernstein

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One feels very blessed to be born into a family like the Birla family, which is a household name in India, which stands for tradition, is yet contemporary, stands for trust. – Kumar Mangalam Birla

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Originality is the essence of true scholarship. Creativity is the soul of the true scholar. – Nnamdi Azikiwe

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My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. – Manuel Puig

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