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Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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sad
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Was there ever such stuff as great as part of Shakespeare? Only one must not say so! But what think you? – What? – Is there not sad stuff? What? – What? – George III

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At that time, I feel sad, and I feel no one knows how hard I work and how many tears. They only know the score. At that time, I feel very lonely because no one understands since they havent been world No. 1 before. – Yani Tseng

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sad

Just because Im talking about something that might have been a sad or painful situation doesnt mean that Im sad or tortured 24 hours a day any more than anybody else is. – Lucinda Williams

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sad

Its time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and Id much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure. – Ernie Harwell

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sad

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If youre not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. Id rather be with someone who does a horrible job, but gives 110% than with someone who does a good job and gives 60%. – Will Smith

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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there. – Clare Boothe Luce

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Home

Even if youre improvising, the fact that beforehand you know certain things will work helps you make those improvisations successful. It really helps to have a certain amount of knowledge about musical structure. – John Cale

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Knowledge

Owning a home is a keystone of wealth – both financial affluence and emotional security. – Suze Orman

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finance