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Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Dave Barry
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
sad
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The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, Ill kill myself. All we need is another liar… I think hed like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does. – Helen Thomas

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sad

All pictures are unnatural. All pictures are sad because theyre about dead people. Paintings you dont think of in a special time or with a specific event. With photos I always think Im looking at something dead. – David Bailey

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sad

I have been to several wars to draw. I went to Vietnam. And made drawings in Vietnam during that period of the war there, and found that to be a very very sad situation. – Gerald Scarfe

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sad

Its the sad thing about entertainment, its not always about who is the best. – Jake Roberts

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sad

Random Quotes

The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial. – Leonard Bernstein

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Advertising

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. – Elbert Hubbard

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Miscellaneous

If a person with a bullet in Dallas can change the world, imagine a person with an idea could do. – J. Michael Straczynski

Category:
Change

Movies are movies, and I dont think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense. – Richard Pryor

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movies