Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Other Quotes from
sad
category

The last few years have been my happiest. Im happy in the years that most people are blue and sad and waiting to die. I dont feel that a bit. Smiling has a lot to do with it. You can just lift your spirits by smiling a little bit. – William Proxmire

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sad

It is a sad commentary that today we face a choice between having schools that are a monument to our past – or schools that will be the lifeblood of our future. But since that is our choice, let us resolve to choose wisely. – Ted Kulongoski

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sad

The president we have today is a typical Washington politician thats prone to hyperbole and decisiveness and false outrage. And I think its very sad – very sad to watch. – Marco Rubio

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sad

Christmas makes everything twice as sad. – Doug Coupland

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sad

Random Quotes

Friends applaud, the comedy is over. – Ludwig van Beethoven

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Last Words

You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. – Albert Camus

Category:
Experience

I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world. – Mother Teresa

Goodness and hard work are rewarded with respect. – Luther Campbell

Category:
respect