Quote by Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if n

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Life can be challenging and sad… but music is the easy part. – St. Vincent

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Los Angeles can be a really sad city. – Adam Lambert

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The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be. – John Ashbery

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The waltz can be sad and at the same time uplifting. You have to see life from both sides, and the waltz encapsulates that. If youre in my audience you give yourself to me and the waltz will grab you. – Andre Rieu

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sad

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