Quote by Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it m

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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