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Quote by Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it m

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

Other quotes by Garrison Keillor

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. – Garrison Keillor

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Men
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Garrison Keillor
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God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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funny
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Garrison Keillor
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It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So theres a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures. – Jerry Stiller

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sad

Its sad that people listen to music and decide how the singer should look. – Joss Stone

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sad

Of these years nought remains in memory but the sad feeling that we have advanced and only grown older. – Max Muller

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sad

Love Is Louder is a movement that is hopefully going to bring some awareness and make some noise when it comes to teens who are feeling suicidal or even just sad, outcasts, and being bullied, and really feel like they have nowhere to turn to. – Brittany Snow

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sad

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Were going to have more kids playing, and were going to have a better chance of finding those players Minor sports in a community is for fun and recreation. For everyone. – Bobby Orr

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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. – Confucius

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Poor little men, poor little cocks! As soon as theyre old enough, they swell their plumage to be conquerors. If they only knew that its enough to be just a little bit wounded and sad in order to obtain everything without fighting for it. – Jean Anouilh

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Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. – Calvin Coolidge

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