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Quote by Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it m

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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Theres all this stuff that is happening in Edinburgh now, its a sad attempt to create an Edinburgh society, similar to a London society, a highbrow literature celebrity society. – Irvine Welsh

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Isnt it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it? – Richard Dawkins

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sad

When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, Just go to sleep. Like all smart aleck kids, I thought the advice was silly. But as Ive grown older, Ive realized just how smart Knight was. – Ben Stein

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Women get the attention when we get into the mens arena, and thats sad. – Billie Jean King

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Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. – Author Unknown

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Blessed be God that Thou hast filled the soul of Thy servant with joy and peace in believing. – Christopher Love

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If you take different mythologies from different cultures, the names may change and the story lines may vary but there is always something in common. – Maynard James Keenan

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Change

After all the fertile land in the immediate neighbourhood of the first settlers were cultivated, if capital and population increased, more food would be required, and it could only be procured from land not so advantageously situated. – David Ricardo

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Food