Quote by Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it m

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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It is a sad day for our country when the moral foundation of our law and the acknowledgment of God has to be hidden from public view to appease a federal judge. – Soledad OBrien

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Poverty makes you sad as well as wise. – Bertolt Brecht

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It is a historical error for those who were not there to just refer to August 28th as I Have a Dream speech day. That is a real disservice to those who were there. It was a sad day. It was not a celebration environment. – Jesse Jackson

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