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Quote by Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it m

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning isnt so great. – Alyssa Milano

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You had to be into sport and, sad to say, Im a traitor to my country because I dont have a sporting bone in my body. – Geoffrey Rush

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Ive traveled around the country and I read local newspapers and all of that, and its a sad, sad thing to go from city to city and see the small newspapers and theyre tiny. Theyre tiny not only in size but also in scope. – Jim Lehrer

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Ive got to be high class… Which is sad, because I like bars. – Daniel Craig

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His Highness playing at shuttle-cock with one far taller than himself, and hitting him by chance with the shuttle-cock upon the forehead — “this is,” quoth he, “the encounter of David with Goliath.” – Prince Henry, of his father, James the First

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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