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Quote by Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it m

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life. – Jerome K. Jerome

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When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy. When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. – Khalil Gibran

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Wearing a tuxedo isnt as simple as it sounds. Ive been to a lot of award shows in Hollywood over the years and have seen some pretty sad tuxes. Its surprisingly easy to go off the rails. – Paul Feig

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