Quote by Zach Galifianakis
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. -

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. – Zach Galifianakis

Other quotes by Zach Galifianakis

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. Theres just too much money. – Zach Galifianakis

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Politics
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that werent there. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny
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Other Quotes from
famous
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I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. Ive got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, Ive got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman. – James Ellroy

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famous

I was getting a lot of editorial, as in lots of pages in Vogue, but its far more important to get your dresses on the back of a famous person. Charlotte Rampling in Bruce Oldfield. That sells. – Bruce Oldfield

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famous

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. – Jerry Lewis

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famous

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago. – Julian Clary

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famous

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