I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. – Zach Galifianakis
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. – Zach Galifianakis
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis
I understand Tea Partyers anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I cant be part of that. – Zach Galifianakis
I think if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny. – Zach Galifianakis
On the other hand, when I give it closer thought, I realize Im not enough of a dictator to conduct an orchestra because it requires a pretty awful person. When you read these biographies of famous conductors, they are all awful people who fail in their private relationships. – Eberhard Weber