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Quote by Zach Galifianakis
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that werent there. – Zach Galifianakis

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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. Theres just too much money. – Zach Galifianakis

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