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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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