I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success. – Wilbur Wright