I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield