I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield