I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield