Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope
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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like theyre looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, dont pretend to be a sports fan. – Jerry Ferrara

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pet

When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks youre a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you cant drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! – Gabrielle Union

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pet

Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington

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pet

Many cats are the death of the mouse. – Kaspar Hauser

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pet

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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It is wonderful that five thousand years have now elapsed since the creation of the world, and still it is undecided whether or not there has ever been an instance of the spirit of any person appearing after death. All argument is against it; but all belief is for it. – Samuel Johnson, quoted by James Boswell

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Every form of government tends to perish by excess of its basic principle. – Will Durant

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