I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield