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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just dont like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you dont know why theyre doing it and it doesnt make any sense. – Glenn Howerton

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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. – Oliver Herford

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I was a dog in a past life. Really. Ill be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. – William H. Macy

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Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure theyre getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. Thats why you have them! – Alison Sweeney

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