Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. – Source Unknown Category: Grammar
No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain Category: Grammar
One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that its such a nice change from being young. – William Feather Category: Age
Memory is not wisdom idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? – Martin Farquhar Tupper Category: Wisdom
My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. – Tommy Chong Category: positive
