People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. – Jerry Lewis
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. – Jerry Lewis
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I dont get into it because I do comedy already. – Jerry Lewis
Now, if you are like me – if you are like practically anybody in America – then you probably hold some negative opinions about the French, based upon movies, rumors, recent headlines, unfortunate run-ins with Parisian waiters, or… you know… all that unpleasantness surrounding the Vichy regime. – Elizabeth Gilbert