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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. - Rodn

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Truth
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Medical
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A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. – German Proverb

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Medical

Today we see a human population of over 6 billion people, many of whom have serious medical conditions, which either cant be treated or cannot be treated economically. – Ralph Merkle

Category:
Medical

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. – Martha Beck

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Medical

In my second year, after moving to the Medical School, I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology. I had begun to see that I was interested in cells and their functions. – Sydney Brenner

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Medical

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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple

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The Russians are turning east to the Chinese – to the Europeans surprise. It always seemed to me that the relationship between Russia and China would shift from being based in Marx and Lenin to being based in oil and gas. – Daniel Yergin

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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. – Faith Whittlesey

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With a family of six, there is always something to make, create and do together. – Heidi Klum

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