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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. - Rodn

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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