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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. - Rodn

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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