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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. - Rodn

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Prior to penicillin and medical research, death was an everyday occurrence. It was intimate. – Katherine Dunn

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Ive been advised not to have any more children for medical reasons, so thats it – the shop has closed, even though I would have loved a daughter. – Toni Braxton

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Three of my children are medical doctors, they know at least a hundred times as much about your body as my grandfather knew, but they dont know much more about soul than he did. – John Templeton

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Quite frankly, Barack Obama knows what its like to pay a mortgage and student loans. He knows what its like to watch a beloved family member in a medical crisis and worry that treatment is out of reach. Barack Obama knows our struggles. And, my friends, he shares our values. – Ted Strickland

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I say that to my colleagues, by the way, in the internal Cabinet meetings, I say, Look, I want to be very clear about what I want. I just – I dont want a peace process, I want a peace result. – Benjamin Netanyahu

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