Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. - Rodn

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Home
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Truth
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. – David McCord, Perambulator Poems, 1941

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Medical

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. – Peter Mere Latham

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Medical

Every disease is a physician. – Irish Proverb

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Medical

Canadians have been very generous toward Haiti after the earthquake and, thanks to you, our most vulnerable people have received food, drinkable water, shelter, medical care and education. For that, we are extremely grateful. – Laurent Lamothe

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Medical

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Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Truth

Jesus claimed He had the power to raise himself from the dead and His followers would be raised from the dead. Thats a unique claim in the literature of religion. – Josh McDowell

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Religion