A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny Category: Humorous
The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
You know, one of my biggest dreams in life is to play a Disney princess. – Ginnifer Goodwin Category: Dreams
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds came home to roost. – Arthur Miller Category: Home
I was always a sports nut but Ive lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London. – John Cleese Category: Sports
