The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort Category: Humorous
Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. – Walter Lord Category: Birthday
All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. – Martin Luther Category: Faith
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. – W. C. Fields Category: best
