The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort Category: Humorous
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain Category: Humorous
Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990 Category: Humorous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen Category: Humorous
Im calling from my car, Im sorry, Im like running around like crazy. – Melissa Joan Hart Category: car
I hate injustice, and I cant help but speak against it. But I dont want to get involved in politics. – Serj Tankian Category: Politics
No work or love will flourish out of guilt, fear, or hollowness of heart, just as no valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now. – Alan Watts Category: Fear
