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Quote by Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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The mintage of wisdom is to know that rest is rust, and that real life is in love, laughter, and work. – Elbert Hubbard

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A vacation is like love — anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. – Author Unknown

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One way of getting an idea of our fellow-countrymens miseries is to go and look at their pleasures. – George Eliot

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If we would only give, just once, the same amount of reflection to what we want to get out of life, that we give to the question of what to do with two weeks vacation, we would be startled at our false standards and the aimless procession of our busy days. – Dorothy Canfield Fisher

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