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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. – Author Unknown

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The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. – Author Unknown

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One way of getting an idea of our fellow-countrymens miseries is to go and look at their pleasures. – George Eliot

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No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. – Elbert Hubbard

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