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Quote by Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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College is the longest vacation you will ever take. – Dan Indante and Karl Marks

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One way of getting an idea of our fellow-countrymens miseries is to go and look at their pleasures. – George Eliot

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No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. – Elbert Hubbard

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The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. – Author Unknown

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