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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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I am monarch of all I survey,
My right there is none to dispute on;
but I wish that I could get away
And go home to the village of Bruton. – William Cowper

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

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Vacations

Have you known how to take rest? You have done more than he who hath taken empires and cities. – Michel de Montaigne

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He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day… needs to reorganize his life. – George M. Adams

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