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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. – Elbert Hubbard

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Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. – Mason Cooley

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A vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. – Morris Fishbein

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