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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. – Morris Fishbein

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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. – Author Unknown

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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