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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. – Author Unknown

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A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing

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No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. – Elbert Hubbard

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