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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. – Author Unknown

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Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not. – William James

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing

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