For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
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