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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman. – Samuel Johnson

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Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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