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Quote by Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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Woody Allen
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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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Reality
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Woody Allen
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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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Risk
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Vacations
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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. – Gail Parent

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Vacations

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing

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Vacations

Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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Vacations

Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. – Mason Cooley

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Vacations

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Everything you are against weakens you. Everything you are for empowers you. – Wayne Dyer

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Personally, I dont choose any particular religion or symbol or group of words or teachings to define me. Thats between me and the most high. You know, my higher self. The Creator. – Erykah Badu

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