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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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