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Quote by Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. – Author Unknown

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The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. – Author Unknown

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No vacation goes unpunished. – Karl Hakkarainen

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A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I am no mother, and I wont be one. – Brigitte Bardot

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The most impactful way consumers can assert their power is to become mindful shoppers, giving their dollars only to socially responsible companies. In todays world of social media and smart phones, this is easy to do. – Simon Mainwaring

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