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Quote by Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorc

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. – Gail Parent

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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

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Vacations

One way of getting an idea of our fellow-countrymens miseries is to go and look at their pleasures. – George Eliot

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Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth unseen, both when we sleep and when we awake. – John Milton

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The only way to spend New Years Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. – W. H. Auden

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New Year

I am hoping this is my year to have children. I understand that I am possibly more European in my views of marriage. I am not going to say Im not going to get married, but its not my priority. – Emily Procter

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Everybody hangs out with everybody, which is very strange for a cast this large and this young. Were all cool and down to earth and not caught up in this maniacal business at all… . Everybody really, really likes everybody else. – Lizzy Caplan

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