Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen