I am two with nature. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

I am two with nature. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen