Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some dont turn up at all. – Sam Ewing
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. – Sam Ewing