Im such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
Im such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen