Im such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

Im such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen