To escape criticism — do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. – Elbert Hubbard

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. – Elbert Hubbard
If we cannot be happy and powerful and prey on others, we invent conscience and prey on ourselves. – Elbert Hubbard
The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye. – Winston Churchill
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In my cranky old age, I actually prefer recording alone now, on The Simpsons, for example, because I find that the director can just focus on what Im doing and I can do a lot of variations. A lot of times, when I record with a group, Ill stay after class for another hour or two. – Hank Azaria
