Quote by Dave Barry
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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The best way to fill time is to waste it. – Marguerite Duras

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Dont spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. – Coco Chanel

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Time is a beautiful thing. Its like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later and they dont look so ugly anymore. – Sarah McLachlan

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In rivers, the water that you touch is the last of what has passed and the first of that which comes so with present time. – Leonardo da Vinci

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In the room the women come and go talking of Michelangelo. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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Ive found that when the markets going down and you buy funds wisely, at some point in the future you will be happy. You wont get there by reading Now is the time to buy. – Peter Lynch

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In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue. – Thomas Jefferson

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend! – Gerard Way

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