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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, youll never get it done. – Bruce Lee

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When in doubt, take more time. – John Zimmerman

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Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away. – Charles Caleb Colton

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If you look – look at – I mean, look at whats going on with your gasoline prices. Theyre going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we dont have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, Fellas, its time. Its over. Youre not going to do it anymore. – Donald Trump

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