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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Dave Barry
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Dave Barry
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But it seemed to Lucy, in her waking womanhood, that there were other secrets hidden in Greymire; secrets that belonged to her alone, and would some day whisper their message to her heart. – Florence Bone (1875–1971), The Morning of To‑Day, 1907

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Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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I passionately hate the idea of being with it I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time. – Orson Welles

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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You cant help getting older, but you dont have to get old. – George Burns

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We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet. – Author Unknown

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Hope deceives more men than cunning does. – Vauvenargues, Reflections and Maxims, 1746

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While the technology revolution has yet to reach far into the households of those in developing countries, this is certainly another area where more developed countries can assist those in the less developed world. – Carol Bellamy

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