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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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Honesty is the cruelest game of all, because not only can you hurt someone – and hurt them to the bone – you can feel self-righteous about it at the same time. – Dave Van Ronk

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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness. – John Wanamaker

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Perfection is attained by slow degrees it requires the hand of time. – Voltaire

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The ides of surfing the net — I dont know who called it that — its more like slogging through the net. – Al Di Guido

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First there are those who are winners, and know they are winners. Then there are the losers who know they are losers. Then there are those who are not winners, but dont know it. Theyre the ones for me. They never quit trying. Theyre the soul of our game. – Paul William “Bear” Bryant

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I think my books talk about kids learning to like and respect themselves and each other. You cant write a message book you just tell the best story you know how to tell. – Paula Danziger

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Nothing gives rest but the sincere search for truth. – Blaise Pascal

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