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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each o

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. – Bette Davis

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Give me the life of the boy whose mother is nurse, seamstress, washerwoman, cook, teacher, angel, and saint, all in one, and whose father is guide, exemplar, and friend. No servants to come between. These are the boys who are born to the best fortune. – Andrew Carnegie

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Although there are many trial marriages… there is no such thing as a trial child. – Gail Sheehy

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Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. – Charles R. Swindoll, The Strong Family

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There are many victories worse than a defeat. – George Eliot

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I cast unusual people in my movies. – Albert Brooks

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Like I said, Im more worried long term about the environmental issues then the use of arms. – Hans Blix

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