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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each o

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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Whenever I held my newborn baby in my arms, I used to think that what I said and did to him could have an influence not only on him but on all whom he met, not only for a day or a month or a year, but for all eternity — a very challenging and exciting thought for a mother. – Rose Kennedy

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There are no illegitimate children — only illegitimate parents. – Leon R. Yankwich

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Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. – Charles R. Swindoll, The Strong Family

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. – Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986

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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a door mat or a prostitute. – Rebecca West, “Mr Chesterton in Hysterics: A Study in Prejudice,” The Clarion, 1

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