Quote by Dave Barry
Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each o

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Business
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. – Author Unknown

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Children are a great comfort in your old age — and they help you reach it faster, too. – Lionel Kauffman

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Diogenes struck the father when the son swore. – Robert Burton, “Anatomy of Melancholy,” Democritus to the Reader, 1621

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Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of. – Bruce Lansky

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When I got married in my twenties, I had a happy marriage and happy kids but at some point in time I let it go off the rails I let it go off the rails. – Stuart Rose

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What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence. – Samuel Johnson

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There are all kinds of things you can do to marry literacy with health. – C. Everett Koop

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If I had done what I was programmed to do, I would now be sitting in a car factory looking at the sizes of wheels, or wondering how to get credit to start a new factory in Russia. – Jean Pigozzi

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