Quote by Dave Barry
Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each o

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful. – Judith Martin

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The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the teacher. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them. – Oscar Wilde

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