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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each o

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. – Author Unknown

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Your children need your presence more than your presents. – Jesse Jackson

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What you must accept as a parent is that you cannot always be there for your child without sometimes ruining everything. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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When will pleasure crash with regret? – Terri Guillemets

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Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. – Bertrand Russell

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I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. – Todd Barry

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Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you. – Rumi, as interpreted by Coleman Barks

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