Quote by Dave Barry
Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each o

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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The beauty of “spacing” children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn the mistakes that were made with the older ones — which permits them to make exactly the opposite mistakes with the younger ones. – Sydney J. Harris

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Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet. – Bill Cosby

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Parents

In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time. – Author Unknown

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Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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