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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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Elayne Boosler
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully. – Chris Brown

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mom

I would go visit my mom on Sundays, and my brother was working on stuff. Id go in there and sing a little melody, then we started working with words and the next thing you know it was just born organically without really trying. – Taryn Manning

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mom

My moms hot. I mean shes old, but my moms out of control. – Paul Walker

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mom

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. – Ethel Waters

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And the attitude of faith is the very opposite of clinging to belief, of holding on. – Alan Watts

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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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We need — and should encourage and honour — not only discoverers of facts hitherto unknown but explorers of ideas and rethinkers of values. – Walter Moberly, The Crisis in the University

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The deepest rivers make least din, the silent soule doth most abound in care. – William Alexander

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