Quote by Elayne Boosler
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully. – Chris Brown

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mom

I would go visit my mom on Sundays, and my brother was working on stuff. Id go in there and sing a little melody, then we started working with words and the next thing you know it was just born organically without really trying. – Taryn Manning

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mom

My moms hot. I mean shes old, but my moms out of control. – Paul Walker

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mom

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. – Ethel Waters

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mom

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And the attitude of faith is the very opposite of clinging to belief, of holding on. – Alan Watts

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Attitude

Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

We need — and should encourage and honour — not only discoverers of facts hitherto unknown but explorers of ideas and rethinkers of values. – Walter Moberly, The Crisis in the University

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Conformity

The deepest rivers make least din, the silent soule doth most abound in care. – William Alexander

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Silence