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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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Elayne Boosler
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Elayne Boosler
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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My mom was truly an iconic figure, a great journalist and a pioneering woman who died at 54 of cancer without ever having revealed to viewers that she was ill. – David Frum

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I was home-schooled, was always very close with my mom and was very straight-laced and square. I was never the rebellious one, and I never threw hissy fits. – Brie Larson

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mom

You dont realize how hard it is to live on your own. But theres no mom to do your laundry, and make you dinner and to do things for you, and you dont think about little things like buying paper towels and salt. – Emma Roberts

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mom

My mother was a personal friend of Gods. They had ongoing conversations. – Della Reese

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No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand. – Bertolt Brecht

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I cant write without a reader. Its precisely like a kiss – you cant do it alone. – John Cheever

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One secret of leadership is that the mind of a leader never turns off. Leaders even when they are sightseers or spectators, are active not passive observers. – James Humes

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The Wright brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. – Dorothea Brande

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