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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I was labeled a troublemaker, my mom an unfit mother, and I was not welcome anywhere. – Ryan White

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The man in our society is the breadwinner the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother. – Dorothy Fields

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I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends. I respect what Valentines Day stands for because it is about love. – Michelle Trachtenberg

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Thankfully, I have my mom and a small group of close friends who are there for me 24/7 and whom I can trust and depend on. – Christina Aguilera

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Being a singer is all about me. About ego. Being a mom is all about being selfless – two different worlds. – Gwen Stefani

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They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers. – James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

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There seems to be one quality of mind which seems to be of special and extreme advantage in leading him to make discoveries. It was the power of never letting exceptions go unnoticed. – Francis Darwin

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We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all. – Jean de La Fontaine

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