Quote by Elayne Boosler
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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For example, I loved English and history at school. I would have loved to have done a degree in either. But my Mom said I didnt have time for university. – Vanessa Mae

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I grew up in Marcy Projects in Brooklyn, and my mom and pop had an extensive record collection, so Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder and all of those sounds and souls of Motown filled the house. – Jay-Z

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mom

My mom really instilled in me that Im beautiful and I can do anything, and I echo that now with my own girls. – Jennie Garth

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mom

People always accuse me of being motivational in a way, like it was a bad thing, but thats just how I was raised. My mom raised me in a positive environment, with lots of love in my heart, and that reflects in my music. – Lenny Kravitz

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mom

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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. Im not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. – Bjork

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Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. – B.K.S. Iyengar

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