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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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Elayne Boosler
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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My mom is great and I make sure that we pray together before every race. She helps me put everything in perspective and remind me of the real reason I run. – Allyson Felix

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The ability to perceive or think differently is more important than the knowledge gained. – David Bohm

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In those parts of the world where learning and science has prevailed, miracles have ceased but in those parts of it as are barbarous and ignorant, miracles are still in vogue. – Ethan Allen

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I know there is a Supreme Being who rules the affairs of men and whose goodness and mercy have always followed the American people, and I know He will not turn from us now if we humbly and reverently seek His powerful aid. – Grover Cleveland

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Theres no truth anymore. – Johnny Depp

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