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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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I was always at peace because of the way my mom treated me. – Martina Hingis

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Mothers always find ways to fit in the work – but then when youre working, you feel that you should be spending time with your children and then when youre with your children, youre thinking about working. – Alice Hoffman

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mom

My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and cross my legs because its what the guys like. Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while. – Tiffani Amber Thiessen

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mom

My parents were both in show business. My father was an actor, my mom an actress, and both singers, dancers and actors. They met in Los Angeles doing a play together and so I grew up in a show biz family. – Micky Dolenz

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mom

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Every man is his own chief enemy. – Anacharsis

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You always have this fear in a movie of just being somebodys woman. – Charlize Theron

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We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money. – Davy Crockett

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