Quote by Elayne Boosler
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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I grew up with the classics. My mom and I would sit and watch Singin in the Rain and White Christmas – those kind of movies. – Lucas Grabeel

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I dont think I would have been able to stick with it and been proud of who I am and be feminine out on the court. I think I would have folded to the peer pressure if I didnt have my mom to encourage me to be me and be proud of how tall I am. – Lisa Leslie

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How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names. – Alice Walker

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Washington has got to, across the board, lower taxes for small businesses so that our mom and pops can reinvest and hire people, so that our businesses can thrive. – Sarah Palin

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