Quote by Elayne Boosler
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt ha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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car
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I love what I do and I think it shows. As my kids get older, they can see me as a mom who loves working. – Jessica Capshaw

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mom

I would make my mom buy me the toy doctor kit. – Debi Thomas

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mom

There is nothing I love more than my role as a mom. – Jennifer Hudson

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mom

Many of my books come from what if questions that I cant answer, things that Im worried about as either a woman, a wife, a mom, an American. – Jodi Picoult

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mom

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The poet is in the end probably more afraid of the dogmatist who wants to extract the message from the poem and throw the poem away than he is of the sentimentalist who says, “Oh, just let me enjoy the poem.” – Robert Penn Warren, “The Themes of Robert Frost,” Hopwood Lecture, 1947

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Poetry

He is the best physician who is the most ingenious inspirer of hope. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. – Abraham Lincoln

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If you want a free society, teach your children what oppression tastes like. Tell them how many miracles it takes to get from here to there. Above all, encourage them to ask questions. Teach them to think for themselves. – Jonathan Sacks

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