A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben