A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben