God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
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