Erma Bombeck's Quote - God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck

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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response? – Robert Kennedy

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God gives us our relatives, thank God we can choose our friends. – Ethel Watts Mumford

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Most sermons sound to me like commercials – but I cant make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product. – Mignon McLaughlin

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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isnt, than live my life as if there isnt and die to find out there is. – Albert Camus

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Jesus Christ, the condescension of divinity, and the exaltation of humanity. – Phillips Brooks

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I also work out because I have scoliosis. I have to maintain certain strength in my core. – Joan Smalls

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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage. – Carl N. Degler

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Poor fellow, he suffers from files. – Aneurin Bevan

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