Quote by Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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Other Quotes from
God
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Einstein, stop telling God what to do! – Niels Bohr

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God

God is looking for people to use, and if you can get usable, he will wear you out. The most dangerous prayer you can pray is this: Use me. – Rick Warren

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God

All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince. – Plato

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God

God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own. – Ted Williams

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God

Random Quotes

The greatest blessing of our democracy is freedom. But in the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. – Bernard Baruch

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Freedom

Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge. – Alfred North Whitehead

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Ignorance

Ive definitely, you know, been with women. And Ive had great relationships with them where I was definitely in love. Its just I grew to a point where deep inside I knew that I could never truly have a relationship with a woman. I dont know if they ever suspected. It was never brought up. – Lance Bass

Category:
relationship

Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. – Japanese Proverb

Category:
Goals