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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Gods finger touched him, and he slept. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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I told the brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book. – Joseph Smith, Jr.

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Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another. – John Clayton

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The bastard! He doesnt exist! – Samuel Beckett

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My mom and my stepdad are both therapists. – Jennifer Westfeldt

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Im still a Welsh girl at heart so Im staying in the U.K. for the Olympics, its such an exciting time for Britain so its amazing to be a part of it. – Katherine Jenkins

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The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. – Oscar Wilde

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Next to a lost battle, nothing is so sad as a battle that has been won. – Arthur Wellesley

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