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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Erma Bombeck
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Sorrow is a fruit. God does not make it grow on limbs too weak to bear it. – Victor Hugo

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God

I only answer to two people, myself and God. – Cher

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The tragedy of life and of the world is not that men do not know God the tragedy is that, knowing Him, they still insist on going their own way. – William Barclay

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He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god. – Aristotle

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Nearly every study shows that competition from cheap foreign labor undercuts the wages of American workers and legal immigrants. – Lamar S. Smith

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A disaster where marble has been substituted for imagination. – Ada Louise Huxtable

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You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tabasco. – Bruce Bye

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I dont think theres anything they can say about me that I havent said about myself already. And I would be an absolute total liar, and my fans would not respect me, if I said that my life and my marriage are perfect. But we absolutely love each other we have fun together – its great. – Mary J. Blige

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