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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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design
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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If you hug to yourself any resentment against anybody else, you destroy the bridge by which God would come to you. – Peter Marshall

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Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. – Aristotle

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What gives me the most hope every day is Gods grace knowing that his grace is going to give me the strength for whatever I face, knowing that nothing is a surprise to God. – Rick Warren

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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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