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Quote by Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Other Quotes from
God
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Because one doesnt like the way things are is no reason to be unjust towards God. – Victor Hugo

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God

God is the perfect poet. – Robert Browning

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God

To love another person is to see the face of God. – Victor Hugo

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God

Im blessed and I thank God for every day for everything that happens for me. – Lil Wayne

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God

Random Quotes

We would not be interested in human beings if we did not have the hope of someday meeting someone worse off than ourselves. – Emile M. Cioran

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Hope

I wanted to trust in my partners and the directors and producers and do the best I can to deliver what I could deliver. – Martin Lawrence

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Trust

Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Kwanzaa

The differences between friends cannot but reinforce their friendship. – Mao Zedong

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Friendship