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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we dont like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. – Barack Obama

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For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections. – Peace Pilgrim

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Even God lends a hand to honest boldness. – Menander

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There is a God shaped vacuum in the heart of every man which cannot be filled by any created thing, but only by God, the Creator, made known through Jesus. – Blaise Pascal

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In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female. – Cyril Connolly

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With fronds like you, who needs anemones. – Gardening Saying

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I take it that the good of mankind means the attainment, by every man, of all the happiness which he can enjoy without diminishing the happiness of his fellow men. – Thomas Huxley

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To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives. – Denis Waitley

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