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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Your God is ever beside you – indeed, He is even within you. – Alphonsus Liguori

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God lets everything happen for a reason. Its all a learning process, and you have to go from one level to another. – Mike Tyson

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That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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A science which does not bring us nearer to God is worthless. – Simone Weil

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