Quote by Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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On the field Im trying to play for the glory of God but then also Im trying to give everything I have and win and compete. And so I think more than just winning or losing, I think He cares about where our hearts are when were playing. – Tim Tebow

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We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. – Richard Dawkins

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We make our friends we make our enemies but God makes our next door neighbour. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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One person who has mastered life is better than a thousand persons who have mastered only the contents of books, but no one can get anything out of life without God. – Meister Eckhart

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Man hath still either toys or care: But hath no root, nor to one place is tied, but ever restless and irregular, about this earth doth run and ride. He knows he hath a home, but scarce knows where He says it is so far, that he has quite forgot how to go there. – Henry Vaughan

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When you look at our world, the truth is that were all under the influence of politics. – Roland Joffe

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