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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Our life of poverty is as necessary as the work itself. Only in heaven will we see how much we owe to the poor for helping us to love God better because of them. – Mother Teresa

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The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him. – Blaise Pascal

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Everyone who understands the nature of God rightly necessarily knows that God is to be believed and hoped in, that he is to be loved and called upon, and to be heard in all things. – William Ames

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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We didnt lose the game we just ran out of time. – Vince Lombardi

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I still think that movies are amazing I respect actors and directors. – Joaquin Phoenix

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My mom, Emilie, always taught me to think hard about marriage. – Alyson Hannigan

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I respect someones right to privacy and I want them to know it. – Terry Gross

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