God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck