Quote by Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Morning
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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God
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When God desires to destroy a thing, he entrusts its destruction to the thing itself. Every bad institution of this world ends by suicide. – Victor Hugo

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God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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God

There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart. – Blaise Pascal

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God

God works wonders now and then Behold a lawyer, an honest man. – Benjamin Franklin

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God

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There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved: It is Gods finger on mans shoulder. – Charles Morgan

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