Quote by Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Comedy
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
design
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Other Quotes from
God
category

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. – Elvis Presley

Category:
God

Each one prays to God according to his own light. – Mahatma Gandhi

Category:
God

I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. – Francis of Assisi

Category:
God

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God – the rest will be given. – Mother Teresa

Category:
God

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There is no greater impotence in all the world like knowing you are right and that the wave of the world is wrong, yet the wave crashes upon you. – Norman Mailer

Category:
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I dont look at computers as opponents. For me it is much more interesting to beat humans. – Magnus Carlsen

Category:
Computers

To go to hospitals and see people fight and overcome cystic fibrosis or cancer or any number of illnesses is to see courage that is humbling. And athletes constantly need to be humbled. – Dale Murphy

Category:
Courage

No wonder lasts over three days. – Proverb

Category:
Knowledge