Quote by Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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God
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Youre just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. Youve got to get down to your own God in your own temple. Its all down to you, mate. – John Lennon

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God appoints our graces to be nurses to other mens weaknesses. – Henry Ward Beecher

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God

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is Gods. – Henry Ward Beecher

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God

Grieve not, then, if your sons seem to desert you, but rejoice, rather, seeing the will of God done gladly. – Jim Elliot

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Math is like love — a simple idea but it can get complicated. – R. Drabek

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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. – Don Marquis

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To be no part of any body, is to be nothing. – John Donne

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