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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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I am thankful, of course, for the prize and thankful to God for each story, each idea, each word, each day. – Isaac Bashevis Singer

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Friends are the siblings God never gave us. – Mencius

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When I was playing before I retired, I never really understood the appreciation and the respect that people gave me. People had treated me like a god or something, and that was very embarrassing. – Michael Jordan

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One and God make a majority. – Frederick Douglass

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Well, there are about 10 million children that arent covered by health insurance. About 3 million qualify for Medicaid but dont get it, so were going to reach out and bring more of those kids into the Medicaid program. – Franklin Raines

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