Erma Bombeck's Quote - God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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The great gift of Easter is hope – Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake. – Basil Hume

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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I want to love all the children of God – Christian, Jew, Moslem, Hindu, Buddhist – everyone. I want to love gay Christians and straight Christians. – Anne Rice

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A lot of people think Christianity is about always being perfect. Its actually the opposite of that. Its realizing that were all humans, and thats why God sent his Son to this earth – to save people. – Billy Ray Cyrus

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Every aspect of Western culture needs a new code of ethics — a rational ethics — as a precondition of rebirth. – Ayn Rand

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Grief is light that is capable of counsel. – Proverb

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I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the readers defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more. – William Collins

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How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones. – Samuel Beckett

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