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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching t

We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching. – Baltasar Gracian

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I felt like I was a teacher. But nowadays, I am as much a student of his. He writes a lot of what we play. – Gary Burton

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