We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
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