The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller