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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would ne

The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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Phyllis Diller
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Baby or Adoption
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You cant raise the standard of womens morals by raising their pay envelope. It lies deeper than that. – Billy Sunday

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Women

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. – Carrie Snow

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Women

Ive always had the impression that real militants are like cleaning women, doing a thankless, daily but necessary job. – Francois Truffaut

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Women

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman cant be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. – Helen Rowland

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