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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would ne

The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Like all sciences and all valuations, the psychology of women has hitherto been considered only from the point of view of men. – Karen Horney

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Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, youre quite battle-scarred. – Hugh Grant

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In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. – George Balanchine

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No other group in America has so had their identity socialized out of existence as have black women… When black people are talked about the focus tends to be on black men and when women are talked about the focus tends to be on white women. – Bell Hooks

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