The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller