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Yeah, I know Im ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. H

Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Marriage
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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God shine through. – Edna St. Vincent Millay

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Youre just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. Youve got to get down to your own God in your own temple. Its all down to you, mate. – John Lennon

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God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering. – Saint Augustine

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I try to give to the poor people for love what the rich could get for money. No, I wouldnt touch a leper for a thousand pounds yet I willingly cure him for the love of God. – Mother Teresa

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