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Yeah, I know Im ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. H

Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Twins
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Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

Category:
Truth
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Rodney Dangerfield
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Other Quotes from
God
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Lo! The poor Indian, whose untutored mind sees God in clouds, or hears him in the wind. – Alexander Pope

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God

As we become purer channels for Gods light, we develop an appetite for the sweetness that is possible in this world. A miracle worker is not geared toward fighting the world that is, but toward creating the world that could be. – Marianne Williamson

Category:
God

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. – Lee Trevino

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God

God never ends anything on a negative God always ends on a positive. – Edwin Louis Cole

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God

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Sometimes you have to do the work and hope the career materializes. – Michael Lipsey

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Career, Vocation

I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. Its how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy. – Ari Graynor

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Humor

Always it gave me a pang that my children had no lawful claim to a name. – Harriet Ann Jacobs

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mom

Sin is commitable in thought, word or deed; so is virtue. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Virtue