Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Yeah, I know Im ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. H

Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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