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Yeah, I know Im ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. H

Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist. – Saint Augustine

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Is man one of Gods blunders? Or is God one of mans blunders? – Friedrich Nietzsche

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We are Godseekers all, though some be churchgoing believers and others pilgrims to an unknown shrine. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. – Susan B. Anthony

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The home is not the one tame place in the world of adventure. It is the one wild place in the world of rules and set tasks. – G. K. Chesterton

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