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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Yeah, I know Im ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. H

Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield

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How idle it is to call certain things God-sends! as if there was anything else in the world. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just Gods way to say nobodys perfect. – Shaquille ONeal

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