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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unf

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it. – Davy Jones

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About 15 years ago I went though a period of a year or so when I just couldnt find anything good. My wife noticed I was having trouble reading menus. I bought some cheap reading glasses in a drug store. I got home and suddenly all these books that werent good were good. – Richard Russo

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The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds came home to roost. – Arthur Miller

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Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing? – Samuel Goldwyn

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