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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope
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Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Truth
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Rodney Dangerfield
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it. – P. J. ORourke

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Since I travel so much, its always great to be home. Theres nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning. – Amy Grant

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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing? – Samuel Goldwyn

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