My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
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