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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings

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All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin. – Lord Byron

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My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied. – Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Constant togetherness is fine — but only for Siamese twins. – Victoria Billings

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