There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings