Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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After marriage, the other mans wife looks more beautiful. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. – Nick Faldo

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Like my vodka, my marriage is on the rocks. – Craig D. Slovak

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