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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you a

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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Youth
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Time
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals. They never feel that it is an injustice to equals nay it is treachery to comrades. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind. – Neil Armstrong

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Men

Mens second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him. – James Barrie

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Men

When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent. – S.A. Sachs

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I felt very unstressed on my wedding day. Im very grateful for that… spending the day on my own, being super quiet and happy and just puttering around doing my own thing. – Sonya Walger

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We learned about honesty and integrity – that the truth matters… that you dont take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules… and success doesnt count unless you earn it fair and square. – Michelle Obama

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If you want peace, you dont talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. – Desmond Tutu

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Music is one of those things that is constantly going in my head all the time. Its sort of like the evolution and creation of doing food, or my philosophy about wine. Its always beating in my head, so it keeps the spirit moving. – Emeril Lagasse

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