Quote by Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you a

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isnt it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long? – Gloria Steinem

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Men

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. – Herodotus

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Men

When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them. – Plato

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Men

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. – Kin Hubbard

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Men

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A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person. – Jason Sudeikis

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