Quote by Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you a

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Time
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Now the reason the enlightened prince and the wise general conquer the enemy whenever they move and their achievements surpass those of ordinary men is foreknowledge. – Sun Tzu

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I love all men who think, even those who think otherwise than myself. – Victor Hugo

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Men

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in womens clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear. – Anatole France

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Men

Live as brave men and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. It has led us up those last few steps to the mountain pass and beyond there is a different country. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

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We need a great president. – Donald Trump

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