Quote by Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you a

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation
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Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves against attack, and then they attack others. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less. – Susan B. Anthony

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Men

You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Men

The wish to acquire more is admittedly a very natural and common thing and when men succeed in this they are always praised rather than condemned. But when they lack the ability to do so and yet want to acquire more at all costs, they deserve condemnation for their mistakes. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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