I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck