I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck