I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck
Who most benefits from keeping marijuana illegal? The greatest beneficiaries are the major criminal organizations in Mexico and elsewhere that earn billions of dollars annually from this illicit trade – and who would rapidly lose their competitive advantage if marijuana were a legal commodity. – George Soros