I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck