Quote by Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Of course, I will continue to share my favorite Southern recipes, just like my mama, grandmother and family shared with me over the years. And now, Ill be adding a little bit of a lighter touch to some of these wonderful dishes. – Paula Deen

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Family

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

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Family

A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss… Thats the trade-off. But Ill take it all. – Brad Pitt

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Family

Well be going to the fish market and a farmers market this afternoon to get what we need to make and eat dinner as a family. Im trying to expose my kids to going to a farmers market or the fish market and learning what thats all about. – Emeril Lagasse

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With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nations wounds. – Abraham Lincoln

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The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. Its a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. – Jonah Hill

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Neutral men are the devils allies. – Edwin Hubbel Chapin

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The question that will decide our destiny is not whether we shall expand into space. It is: shall we be one species or a million? A million species will not exhaust the ecological niches that are awaiting the arrival of intelligence. – Freeman Dyson

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