I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck