Quote by Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Other Quotes from
Family
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Well, I have a CBE and I accepted it with glee because its not bestowed on you by the royal family, its not bestowed on you by the government, you have to be nominated by the public. – Rod Stewart

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Family

Monarchists frequently declare that without the royal family, Britain would be nothing. What a woeful lack of love for ones country such statements express. – Julie Burchill

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Family

My whole damn family was nice. I dont think Ive imagined it. Its true. Maybe it has to do with being brought up as Christian Scientists. Half of my relatives were Readers or Practitioners in the church. – Henry Fonda

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Family

I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I dont mind that. – Janet Jackson

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Family

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The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. – Deepak Chopra

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A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. – Francis Bacon

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Though the general principles of statecraft have survived the rise and fall of empires, every increase in knowledge has brought about changes in the political, economic, and social structure. – John Boyd Orr

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My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors. – Maya Angelou

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