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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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My goal is to get everybody in America to do their family tree. – Henry Louis Gates

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Family

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isnt intended. – Robert Frost

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Family

Fundamentalists are panicked by the apparent disintegration of the family, the disappearance of certainty and the decay of morality. Fear leads them to ask, if we cannot trust the Bible, what can we trust? – Garrett Hardin

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Family

I like all the families in the U.K. But what I like about the idea of the royal family is… they seem like theyre well educated and theres something admirable about them. And the Queen… she reminds me of my grandma. – will.i.am

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Family

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I know of no safe depository of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them but to inform their discretion. – Thomas Jefferson

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Im still going to make mistakes, but I dont have any problems with publicly professing my faith now. It just took me a long time to get to the right place in my relationship with Christ. – Scott Stapp

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You know you’re a skydiver when your friends think it’s funny when you are sleeping to blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear. – Author Unknown

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To them though, not to us, we were just a catalyst for their imagination. – Donald Sutherland

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