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Quote by George Carlin
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgivin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and were hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day. – Bob Wells

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To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do. – Victor Hugo

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I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. – Marc Forgione

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