Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin