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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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