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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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