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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle

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And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. Its a funny little game to play and its a slippery slope. I always say to myself Im never going to give anything away because theres never any point or benefit for me. – Kristen Stewart

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If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they dont have their assistants and entourage, its funny to see what happens. – Daryl Hall

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A comedians body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. – Bobby Darin

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Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact. – Thomas Huxley

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Surrender is faith that the power of love can accomplish anything… even when you can not foresee the outcome. – Deepak Chopra

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He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. – Harold Wilson

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