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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Sports
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Dennis Miller
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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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dad
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I always like to watch comics and its interesting that you can tell if someones funny in 10 seconds. – Christopher Walken

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan

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Its a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. Its funny and accessible. – Johnny Knoxville

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I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

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I always entertain great hopes. – Robert Frost

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Id like to work with kids in special education – younger kids. – John Madden

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it. – Voltaire

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Across the country military families are facing dire financial circumstances due to longer than expected tours of duties. They are being penalized for their patriotism – no one should have to choose between doing right by their country and doing right by their families. – Evan Bayh

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