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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. – Sheena Easton

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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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I cant not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. – Greg Kinnear

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People just assume that if youre famous, youre in Hollywood. – Megan Fox

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Idleness is the beginning of all vices. – Proverb

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