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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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parenting
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Its funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. – Eric San

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If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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The one thing I regret was that my work required an enormous amount of my time, and a lot of travel. – Neil Armstrong

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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone. – John Maynard Keynes

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The increased presence of Muslims in Italy and in Europe is directly proportional to our loss of freedom. – Oriana Fallaci

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You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. – Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Marge Simpson

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