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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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Dennis Miller
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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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Dennis Miller
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Business
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Dennis Miller
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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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Its funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like its fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. – Abel Ferrara

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funny

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. – Kevin Nealon

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funny

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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Random Quotes

I think there should be holy war against yoga classes. – Werner Herzog

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War

Well, he doesnt make me laugh. I think Ive got a fair sense of humour but I cant really see it in him. Ive listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and thats a load of mince as well. – Ian St. John

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Morning

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. – Jon Stewart

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I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with. – Zinedine Zidane

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Hope