Dennis Miller's Quote - Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. – Dennis Miller

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I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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