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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Sports
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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If I had to live my life again, Id make the same mistakes, only sooner. – Tallulah Bankhead

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Its funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. – Reba McEntire

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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My own mother always taught me that fairness was a family value – I think equal pay is about fairness for everyone. – Mike Honda

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Somebody said to me this morning, To what do you attribute your longevity? I dont know. I mean, I couldnt have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle Ive lived the last 30 years! – Ozzy Osbourne

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Its not enough that I should succeed – others should fail. – David Merrick

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It is frequently the tragedy of the great artist, as it is of the great scientist, that he frightens the ordinary man. – Loren Eiseley, The Night Country, 1971

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