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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

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Its funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. – Jason Reitman

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

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I dont care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, Ill laugh because theyll probably be funny. – Paula Deen

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