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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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parenting
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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Sports
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I feel sorry for people who dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as theyre going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

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funny

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. – Dr. Seuss

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funny

Whats so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, theyre going to go for, and its just great. – Paul Feig

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Random Quotes

My mother had a son from previous marriage and her husband died in Second World War. – Mikhail Baryshnikov

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Marriage

Golf has an ambivalent relationship with the environment. On one hand, its a great preserver of open spaces. Golf doesnt pave the world – it helps to green the world. But the downside is, it uses a lot of fertilizer, pesticides and water. – Thomas Friedman

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relationship

Logic and fact keep interfering with the easy flow of conversation. – Mason Cooley

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Logic

Playing safe is probably the most unsafe thing in the world. You cannot stand still. You must go forward. – Robert Collier

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Risk