Quote by George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Every day a thread makes a skein in the year. – Dutch Proverb

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But time growing old teaches all things. – Aeschylus

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By recollecting the pleasures I have had formerly, I renew them, I enjoy them a second time, while I laugh at the remembrance of troubles now past, and which I no longer feel. – Giacomo Casanova

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Time! the corrector when our judgments err. – Lord Byron

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