George Carlin's Quote - Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of

Quote by George Carlin

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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