Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin