Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin