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Quote by George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping
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George Carlin
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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

Category:
Perception
Author
George Carlin
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Other Quotes from
Weather
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When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I’ll know I’m growing old. – Lady Bird Johnson

Category:
Weather

The snow is sparkling like a million little suns. – Lama Willa Miller

Category:
Weather

The rain cools the air, calms the soul and replenishes life. – Mike Dolan, @HawaiianLife

Category:
Weather

Washing your best clothes on Tuesday so they’ll be almost completely dry for the weekend. – Rob Temple, @SoVeryBritish (Very British Problems: Making Life Awkward for Ourse

Category:
Weather

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If you cant get rid of the skeleton in your closet, youd best teach it to dance. – George Bernard Shaw

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Those who do not think outside the box are easily contained. – Nicolas Manetta

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What is does a person profit if they gain the whole world and lose their soul. – Bible

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The microbe is so very small: You cannot take him out at all. – Hilaire Belloc

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