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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Other Quotes from
Weather
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Any proverbs about weather are doubly true during a storm. – Terri Guillemets, “The truth of weather,” 2006

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Weather

On cable TV they have a weather channel — 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. – Dan Spencer

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Weather

Bad weather always looks worse through a window. – Author unknown

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Weather

Summer is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. – John Ruskin

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Weather

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Boone Pickens should be commended for his leadership on American energy security, and for bringing Ted Turner along on some sensible approaches to enhancing it. – Frank Gaffney

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Leadership

I guess winning an Oscar is the ultimate dream. A lot of amazing actors go their whole career without even being nominated. So that would definitely be a goal to reach. Its a difficult one, but Im aiming for it! – Taylor Lautner

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China has to go along with world trends. Thats democracy, liberty, individual freedom. China sooner or later has to go that way. It cannot go backward. – Dalai Lama

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My mothers sympathies were strongly with the Union. She knew that war was bound to come, but so confident was she in the strength of the Federal Government that she devoutly believed that the struggle could not last longer than six months at the utmost. – Buffalo Bill

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Government