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Quote by George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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People get a bad impression of it by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank clerk, who ought to be on time on Tuesday next, instead of philosophically seeing it as a painter, who may do anything so long as you dont try to predict what. – Katharine Whitehorn

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Bad weather always looks worse through a window. – Author unknown

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I yearn for flowers that bend with the wind and rain. – Tso Ssu

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My favorite weather is bird-chirping weather. – Terri Guillemets, “April morning on the patio,” 1988

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I think there should be holy war against yoga classes. – Werner Herzog

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Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy. – Edward Dahlberg

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This drunkenness began in some other tavern. When I get back around to that place, I’ll be completely sober. – Rumi

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You see, some non-Catholic friends of mine have questioned the depth of my faith because of the fact that I have a good education. – Robert Vaughn

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