Quote by George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Money
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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work
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Washing your best clothes on Tuesday so they’ll be almost completely dry for the weekend. – Rob Temple, @SoVeryBritish (Very British Problems: Making Life Awkward for Ourse

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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. – Bill Watterson

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Weather

On cable TV they have a weather channel — 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. – Dan Spencer

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Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I but when the trees bow down their heads, the wind is passing by. – Christina Rossetti

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I have said it on several occasions, several times from this podium, that providing a quality education for our children is high on my priority list. I will not stop now. – Jane D. Hull

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Ive never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. Its been a much slower process for me each time Ive gone into a relationship. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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And beauty immortal awakes from the tomb. – James Beattie

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