Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin
I want to see far more decisions taken far closer to the patients, the passengers and the pupils. Far more power for locally and regionally elected politicians who understand best the needs of their areas. And far more say too for the dedicated staff at all levels in health and education. – Charles Kennedy