Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin