Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin