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Quote by George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping
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George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Weather
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It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

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Weather

The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Weather

Dear beautiful Spring weather, I miss you. Was it something I said? – “Skipper” Kim Corbin

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Weather

When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I’ll know I’m growing old. – Lady Bird Johnson

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Weather

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I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda

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I am 73 years old. Ive seen everything. Ive met the kings, the queens, the presidents, Ive been around the world. I have one thing that I would like to do: to try to reach peace. – Ariel Sharon

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Faith makes all evil good to us, and all good better unbelief makes all good evil, and all evil worse. Faith laughs at the shaking of the spear unbelief trembles at the shaking of a leaf. – Robert Cecil

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Spinning has been such an amazing part of my exercise. I love the music, the energy, and the sweat. Its a tough class, which makes me feel like Ive really accomplished something. Its a great way to burn fat and lean out the body. An all-around win! – Alison Sweeney

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