Quote by George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Money
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom
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Other Quotes from
Weather
category

One can find so many pains when the rain is falling. – John Steinbeck

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Weather

I love the rain. I want the feeling of it on my face. – Katherine Mansfield

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Weather

[T]here has been a violent storm and rain…. This morning shone as bright as if it meant to make up for all the dismalness of the past days. – Nathaniel Hawthorne, journal, 1841 October 7th

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Weather

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. – Patrick Young

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Weather

Random Quotes

I was always anti-marriage. I didnt understand monogamy. I couldnt figure out how that could last. And then I met Bryn and I started to understand the beauty of constancy and history and change and going on the roller coaster with someone – of having a partner in life. – Maria Bello

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Beauty

Id rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.Id rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. – Milton Berle

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Attitude

You can tell alot about a fellows character by his way of eating jellybeans. – Ronald Reagan

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Food

If we get the capabilities, NATO, along with the European Union, can do amazing things. – Lord Robertson

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amazing