And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin