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Quote by George Carlin
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. - George Carli

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin

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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food. – Star Jones

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Its like spicy food – sometimes you have to tone it down so more people can enjoy it. – Kenneth Edmonds

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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. – Charles Dudley Warner

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