And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin