Quote by George Carlin
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. - George Carli

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin

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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Perception
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I dont feel any pressure to lose weight – and in any case, if I didnt have my food Id be a nasty piece of work and wouldnt be able to function. – Cat Deeley

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I dont think Ive ever read a food piece or a food book. – Calvin Trillin

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Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. – George Bernard Shaw

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Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what were going to eat is hotly debated. – Mindy Kaling

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