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Quote by George Carlin
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. - George Carli

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny
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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

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Im reading a lot of different books, but I always think I have to switch it up a little bit. Its like food – everything in moderation, same with my books, same with my reading. You read books that are good for you and you learn a lot of stuff, then you read Fifty Shades of Grey, which is like candy. – Shay Mitchell

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Food

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. – W. L. George

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Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. – Dorothy Day

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Food

I love HGTV. I love the Food Network. – Tim Gunn

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Socialists think profits are a vice; I consider losses the real vice. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Maxims and Reflections

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Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. – Karl Baker

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You’ll never find peace of mind until you listen to your heart. – George Michael, “Kissing A Fool”

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