And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin