Quote by George Carlin
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. - George Carli

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin

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From the simple stringing together of lemon garlands for the goddess Durga, to dividing the prasadam or blessed foods for the children first, I came to associate food not only with feminity, but also with purity and divinity. – Padma Lakshmi

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Those other 10 oclock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean? – Emeril Lagasse

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I think that food ties us to our community and our traditions, and its the thing that makes us feel good and connected. – Kathy Freston

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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