And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin