Quote by George Carlin
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. - George Carli

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Even when a person has all of lifes comforts – good food, good shelter, a companion – he or she can still become unhappy when encountering a tragic situation. – Dalai Lama

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Unlike curing cancer or heart disease, we already know how to beat hunger: food. – Mario Batali

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Its fun to pick a cuisine and say Im going to research Ethiopian food, and see what its all about. You find that there are a lot of similarities in cuisines from around the world and a lot of similar flavors. – Cat Cora

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I think people are smart enough to sort it out. They know when theyre watching one of these food fight shows where journalists sit around and yell and scream at each other, versus serious issue reporting. – Bob Woodward

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