And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
I was given such a great gift. Its a miracle that never stops amazing me and reminding me to give thanks, every day. Having a wife and daughter gives me a lot more purpose. I was much more selfish before, but now I think about what kind of role model Ill be. I just want to be a better man. – Jake Owen