And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky. – Rainer Maria Rilke