And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin