And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin
I would always be that same maddening, monstrous mixture of pedantry, egoism, politeness, selfishness, kindliness, sneakiness, larkiness, sociability, loneliness, ambition, ordered calm and hidden intensity. I would cover my life with words. I would spray the whole bloody world with words. – Stephen Fry (b.1957), Moab is my Washpot #INFJ