And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin