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My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfi

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Twins
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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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God
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I can see the orange haze on the horizon as the morning exhales a yawn, and seems to be ready to rise. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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Morning

And this President wakes up every morning, looks out across America and is proud to announce, It could be worse. It could be worse? Is that what it means to be an American? It could be worse? Of course not. What defines us as Americans is our unwavering conviction that we know it must be better. – Mitt Romney

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Morning

Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard. – Kate Millett

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Morning

If Im working on a film, Ill do sit-ups for before I shoot. Like, 100 in the morning or something. – James Franco

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Morning

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My name became known because I was, one might say accidentally the target of state repression and because so many people throughout the country and other parts of the world organized around the demand for my freedom. – Angela Davis

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Freedom

Learn to reverence night and to put away the vulgar fear of it, for, with the banishment of night from the experience of man, there vanishes as well a religious emotion, a poetic mood, which gives depth to the adventure of humanity. – Henry Beston

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Night

I love romantic comedies. – Lil Romeo

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Romantic

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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funny