My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield