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My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfi

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Truth
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Rodney Dangerfield
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Marriage
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, Am I a sex symbol? Then I go back to bed again. Its stupid to think that way. – Antonio Banderas

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Morning

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day. – Dalai Lama

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Morning

I was lucky because on the morning after the burning of the Reichstag I left my home very early to catch a train to Berlin for the conference of our student organization and that is the only reason why I escaped arrest. – Klaus Fuchs

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Morning

Hitchhiking was such a pure form of existence. Youd wake up in the morning, and youd have no idea what your day was going to be. And thats something Ive never been able to shake. I loved that. – John Hawkes

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Morning

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Soldiers, when committed to a task, cant compromise. Its unrelenting devotion to the standards of duty and courage, absolute loyalty to others, not letting the task go until its been done. – John Keegan

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At Christmas, all roads lead home. – Marjorie Holmes

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Christmas

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth. – Horace Walpole

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The mark of highest originality lies in the ability to develop a familiar idea so fruitfully that it would seem no one else would ever have discovered so much to be hidden in it. – Goethe

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