Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfi

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfi

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I started writing morning pages just to keep my hand in, you know, just because I was a writer and I didnt know what else to do but write. And then one day as I was writing, a character came sort of strolling in and I realized, Oh my God, I dont have to be just a screenwriter. I can write novels. – Julia Cameron

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So its the kind of business where you cant wait to get up in the morning and read the papers, or listen to whats on the news, and you know, how the worlds going to change. – Sanford I. Weill

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This house was our dream-the gardens, the study, even the swimming pool. Even though I cant see John when I wake up in the morning, I can always feel him here with me. – Shirley Knight

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I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I dont feel all beat up, which is nice. – Drew Bledsoe

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When age chills the blood, when our pleasures are past–
For years fleet away with the wings of the dove–
The dearest remembrance will still be the last,
Our sweetest memorial the first kiss of love. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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I dont cook – I can cook – but Im not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she cant cook either. We would starve if it werent for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals. – Mark Mothersbaugh

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Ask a heckler to identify himself and his company. They usually prefer to be anonymous. – Judy Moreo

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Most of the fundamental ideas of science are essentially simple, and may, as a rule, be expressed in a language comprehensible to everyone. – Albert Einstein

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