Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfi

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfi

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

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