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My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfi

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Home
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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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God
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Other Quotes from
Morning
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Each morning sees some task begun, each evening sees it close Something attempted, something done, has earned a nights repose. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Morning

In a still hot morning, the tide went out and didnt come back in. This was not a spectacular event. The sea did not roll up like a scroll, like the sky in Revelations. It quietly withdrew. – Ruth Park

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Morning

Markets rebounded quickly from morning jitters after the London Thursday terrorist bombing. – Cliff Stearns

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Morning

Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of him. Being a Jew is no problem here. – Golda Meir

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Morning

Random Quotes

Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world. – Barry Goldwater

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Family

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him. – Chinese Proverb

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Pessimism

If I could have been a marine biologist I would have, but I didnt have that kind of intelligence. Numbers were never my strong point. – Nicolas Cage

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Intelligence

In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Religion