My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield