How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? – Jacques Plante Category: Hockey
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson Category: Hockey
You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary Category: funny
I want to stay away from politics, or else Ill probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth. – Peter Steele Category: Politics
I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness. – Adeline Knapp Category: Weather