Quote by Steve Rushin
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be panca

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect. – Steve Rushin

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