Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked

My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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The envious die not once, but as oft as the envied win applause. – Baltasar Gracián, translated from Spanish

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You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars. – Gary Allan

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There is something mean in human nature that prefers to think evil, that gives a willing ear and a ready welcome to calumny, a sort of jealousy of goodness and greatness and things of good report. – Richard Le Gallienne

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O jealousy! thou magnifier of trifles. – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller

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In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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