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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked

My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter. – Francoise Sagan

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Nature is at work. Character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives us love and hate, jealousy and reverence. All that is ours is the power to choose which impulse we shall follow. – David Seabury

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The envious die not once, but as oft as the envied win applause. – Baltasar Gracián, translated from Spanish

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Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. – Spanish Proverb

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