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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didnt stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes. – Nadia Giosia

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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. – Al Goldstein

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