Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney D

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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