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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Jealousy
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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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God
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The importance of human life should be universally respected – and that refers to children before they are born and after. All children have the right to be brought up in a loving two-parent family where the notion of divorce is not even possible. – Christopher Monckton

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Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. – David Ogden Stiers

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I love seeing my family. – Mia Wasikowska

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Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice. – Reinhold Niebuhr

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Everybody knows there is no fineness or accuracy of suppression; if you hold down one thing, you hold down the adjoining. – Saul Bellow

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