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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Truth
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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Age
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The dream was not to put one black family in the White House, the dream was to make everything equal in everybodys house. – Al Sharpton

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Theres nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family, a smile as I pass someone on the street. – Willie Stargell

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Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney

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My family was all born in Sicily and Im Italian-American. Theyre the real thing. Theyre authentic Italians, and honestly theyre the most open-minded, nicest people in the world and nothing can really offend them. Thats the way I think true Sicilians are. – Vinny Guadagnino

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Religion is more than life. Remember that his own religion is the truest to every man even if it stands low in the scales of philosophical comparison. – Mahatma Gandhi

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A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it. – Phil Donahue

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Mere bashfulness without merit is awkwardness. – Joseph Addison

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Why should conservationists have a positive interest in… farming? There are lots of reasons, but the plainest is: Conservationists eat. – Wendell Berry

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