Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney D

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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