I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield
The Hispanic community understands the American Dream and have not forgotten what they were promised – that in the U.S., a free market system, allows us all to succeed economically, achieve stability and security for your family and leave your children better off than yourselves. – Marco Rubio