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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Family traditions counter alienation and confusion. They help us define who we are they provide something steady, reliable and safe in a confusing world. – Susan Lieberman

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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each others life. – Richard Bach

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I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And its funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid. – Sophia Bush

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Liberals subscribe to the new flexible, pluralistic definition of the family their defense of families carries no conviction. – Christopher Lasch

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I think its an amazing quality to be able to roll with the punches and not be totally ruined as a person because lifes been rough for you. Thats a really admirable way to go through your life. – Anna Paquin

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We have a lot to gain through furthering stem cell research, but medical breakthroughs should be fundamentally about saving, not destroying, human life. Therefore, I support stem cell research that does not destroy the embryo. – Michael Steele

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