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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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God
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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Jealousy
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As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible. – Mario Batali

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I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. – Marie Curie

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There are things that you cannot talk to your mother and father about, there are things that you cannot talk to your children about. – Shirley Knight

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Let your family, staff, and friends know that youre still the same person, despite all the publicity and notoriety that accompanies your position. – Donald Rumsfeld

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Knowledge and human power are synonymous. – Francis Bacon

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Never try to look into both eyes at the same time. Switch your gaze from one eye to the other. That signals warmth and sincerity. – Dorothy Sarnoff

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But if we get to the point where more people do not believe in a God than who do believe in God, we will have a hollow legal system – we will have something without heart. – Lee Greenwood

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I confess I seldom commune with my conscience when I write. – Anton Chekhov

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