Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I think its been a little difficult at times for the audience, because theyve told me they see me as a family member. So to see your little sister sing about sex… I think they are pretty used to it now. – Janet Jackson

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