Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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