Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Its hard knowing who to trust with your personal life. When you cry in your room at night, you dont always know who to call. So I am very close to my family. – Lady Gaga

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I feel my familys needs are a priority. Im not comfortable with the idea of serving the many and ignoring my family. – Susan Sarandon

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Im very excited about my new agreement with the Heat. This contract allows me to address all of my familys long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship. – Shaquille ONeal

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As a child my familys menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett

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