I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I find I like to work with a lot of the same actors, because I find that theres sort of shorthand there, and there is this unspoken trust, both ways. They trust me and I trust them. And I know what Im going to get from them, to an extent. Its just fun, kind of creating this little family. – Todd Phillips