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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney D

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Home
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Twins
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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Jealousy
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I was the black sheep of the family, and my mother never really understood me. – Andre Rieu

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The only people that you really have, that I learned, are your family, because they love you no matter what. – Miley Cyrus

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And thank you for a house full of people I love. Amen. – Terri Guillemets

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To me, the kitchen is a place of adventure and entirely fun, not drudgery. I cant think of anything better to do with family and friends than to be together to create something. – Ted Allen

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In the beginning, I loved being famous, but now I am tired of it and I would like to go back to my freedom. – Roberto Cavalli

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When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. – Peace Pilgrim

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All promise outruns performance. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and youve conquered human nature. – Charles Dickens

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