The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. – Craig Ferguson
I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. – Craig Ferguson
I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson
Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. – Craig Ferguson
I think Im just someone that just tries to get by. Im kind of – if it was during the Second World War, Id be a black marketeer, I think. – Craig Ferguson