Quote by Craig Ferguson
Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, t

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. – Craig Ferguson

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I think Im just someone that just tries to get by. Im kind of – if it was during the Second World War, Id be a black marketeer, I think. – Craig Ferguson

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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I dont know for sure. – Craig Ferguson

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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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The word Spanx was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. – Sara Blakely

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