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Quote by Craig Ferguson
Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, t

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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I think Im just someone that just tries to get by. Im kind of – if it was during the Second World War, Id be a black marketeer, I think. – Craig Ferguson

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