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Quote by Craig Ferguson
Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, t

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I dont know for sure. – Craig Ferguson

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Its the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days youve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. – Craig Ferguson

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