Quote by Craig Ferguson
Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, t

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson

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I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. – Craig Ferguson

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