Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson
If Scotland and America go to war, Im afraid Ive already sworn in. – Craig Ferguson

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson
If Scotland and America go to war, Im afraid Ive already sworn in. – Craig Ferguson
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word existentialism. – Craig Ferguson
I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. – Craig Ferguson