Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in The Sound of Music. – Ellie Kemper
My painting teacher in high school used to say, I cant paint like I want to, but through practice Ill get better. But I dont think thats true. I think sometimes you just cant paint. – Ellie Kemper
Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. – Ellie Kemper
If youre going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. – Ellie Kemper
Most of Roosevelts innovations have been the law of the land for 70 years now, and yet we are still a free society free enough, that is, to allow tens of thousands of protesters to gather on the National Mall and to broadcast their slogans and speeches to the world via C-SPAN. – Thomas Frank